“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’ 。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上 。”
2.Flunking MathMy son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student."Mom," he said excitely, "I have found the answer to surviving college! It isn't the grades that are so important, but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. I'm lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!""And just what does this mean?" I asked."I'm flunking math," he replied.数学没及格我儿子是印第安那市曼西尔波州立大学的学生，大学一年级就上了系主任的名单 。第二年他学心理学，刚几个星期他就给家里打了个电话 。
“妈妈，”他激动地说：“我找到了如何在大学里生存下去的答案！重要的不是分数，而是具备将学到的知识应用于日常生活的素质 。我很幸运地有了这种奇妙的经历 。”
“你到底是什么意思？”我问道 。“我数学没及格 。”
他回答说 。查看更多中文版的英文幽默故事 。
One day,a little monkey is playing by the well. 一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿 。
He looks in the well and shouts ： 它往井里一瞧，高喊道： “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well！” “噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里头啦！” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says，一只大猴子跑来一看，说，“Goodness me!The moon is really in the water！” “糟啦！月亮掉在井里头啦！” And olderly monkey comes over. 老猴子也跑过来 。He is very surprised as well and cries out： 他也非常惊奇，喊道： “The moon is in the well.” “糟了，月亮掉在井里头了！” A group of monkeys run over to the well . 一群猴子跑到井边来，They look at the moon in the well and shout： 他们看到井里的月亮，喊道： “The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let'get it out！” “月亮掉在井里头啦！快来！让我们把它捞起来！” Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch . 然后，老猴子倒挂在大树上，And he pulls the next monkey's feet with his hands. 拉住大猴子的脚，All the other monkeys follow his suit，其他的猴子一个个跟着，And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well. 它们一只连着一只直到井里 。
Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky，正好他们摸到月亮的时候，老猴子抬头发现月亮挂在天上呢 He yells excitedly “Don't be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky！” 它兴奋地大叫：“别蠢了！月亮还好好地挂在天上呢！” 。
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